Category: Humour / Fun

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Super Drunk

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says, “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the...

…. before trouble starts

An alcoholic goes into a bar and says, “Give me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender gives him one. He drinks it, and says, “Give me another drink before the trouble starts.”...

Drunk 911 Call

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a shot of tequilla. The man downs the first one, slams the glass on the bar and immediately asks for another....

Alcoholics Insurance Policy

An alky had a barn. One day his barn catches fire and burns down. The alkies wife, call’s the insurance company and says, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want...

Another Beer

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt...

The Natural Law

Law of Mechanical Repair – after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped,...

Moral of the story

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment; Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one...

The Parish Priest

The parish priest was very disturbed. The cost of repairing the church building had shot up four times and he didn’t know how he would convince the congregation to contribute more towards the repairs....

Ties that bind us ….

Two old timers and a newcomer were stranded on an island. After several months, one of them found a lantern on the beach, polished it clean, and out popped a genie. “In return for...

आभार मानण्याचे काहीच कारण नाही..?

बस गच्च भरली होती. आता ती सुरु होणार तोच ड्रायव्हर म्हणाला, “गाडीचा टायर पंक्चर आहे” ताबडतोब कंडक्टर उतरला. त्याच्या मागोमाग गण्या उतरला, दोघांनी मिळून गाडीचा टायर बदलला, बस सुरु होण्यासाठी सज्ज झाली. कंडक्टर गण्याला...

Sponsor and Sponsee

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He saw a person on the ground and yelled down to him,“Can you help me? I don’t know where I am.” The man...

The Difference

A drunk mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the...

Midnight Trouble

A bar owner locked up his place at 2 am and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What time do you open up...

69 or 96 – The Confusion

A girl in her early recovery working with her sponsor asked “Where can I read about my sex problems?” Sponsor said, “That’s covered on page 69.” Later at home the page number got jumbled...

Belief

In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to a Temple. The Temple and its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening...

Alcoholic in Denial Explains

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This...