A drunk mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The drunk mechanic shouted across the garage,” Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute.”
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The drunk mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,
“So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? ”
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the drunk mechanic…..
“Try to do it when the engine is running”