A long time AA member lived to a very old age and one morning God appears to him, as he lies in bed.
AA member: What have you come for God?
God: Well, I’ve come with some good news and some bad new, what do you want first?
AA member (being an optimist): I like to start the morning with good news
God: I have come to tell you that we have AA meetings in heaven
AA member: Alright – that’s great! So what’s the bad news?
God: You’re chairing tonight’s meeting….