Time To Go

A long time AA member lived to a very old age and one morning God appears to him, as he lies in bed.

AA member: What have you come for God?

God: Well, I’ve come with some good news and some bad new, what do you want first?

AA member (being an optimist): I like to start the morning with good news

God: I have come to tell you that we have AA meetings in heaven

AA member: Alright – that’s great! So what’s the bad news?

God: You’re chairing tonight’s meeting….

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